Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Smart ways to save money during recession

1. If you have more than one girl friend then layoff the most expensive ones
2. If you have a single girl friend then cut down on expensive dinners and gifts
3. If girl friend is not reasonable then meet her less often or better take a break and enjoy your single hood
4. If you have a mistress then its needless to say that you won't be able to maintain her any longer. So people!!! recession is not a bad thing after all. It actually helps your spouse to remain faithful to you.
5. If you have a wife then god save you!

funny?

RK

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